They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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