just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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