he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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