No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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