It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize