Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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