how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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