scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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