You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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