well most of my day revolves around power hour
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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