I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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