I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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