omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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