I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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