I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize