why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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