I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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