Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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