I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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