Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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