Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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