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I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.

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(248): I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again. http://tfl.nu/4zrz

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My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.

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(817): My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room. http://tfl.nu/adc5

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(419): View more from Ohio

my computer doesn't work...

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why?

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i puked on it last night

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(419): my computer doesn't work... (619): why? (419): i puked on it last night http://tfl.nu/kifb

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.

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(603): five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon. http://tfl.nu/sqt2

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(770): View more from Georgia

and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it

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(770): and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it http://tfl.nu/mhur

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(631): View more from New York

she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?

(516): View more from New York

nope.

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(631): she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"? (516): nope. http://tfl.nu/1bih

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(706): View more from Georgia

We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.

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(706): We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust. http://tfl.nu/qt9y

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(515): View more from Iowa

What did I eat last night that was bloody?

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(515): What did I eat last night that was bloody? http://tfl.nu/5wrj

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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

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Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits

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(856): 12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong. (856): Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits http://tfl.nu/ncaq

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(904): View more from Florida

After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.

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(904): After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay. http://tfl.nu/z22k

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(574): View more from Indiana

all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked

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(574): all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked http://tfl.nu/pht3

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(631): View more from New York

ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight

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(631): ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight http://tfl.nu/dytu

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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.

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(283): He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought. http://tfl.nu/hl8d

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(252): View more from North Carolina

We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.

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(252): We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault. http://tfl.nu/5n55

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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you

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(818): Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you http://tfl.nu/ksv2

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