Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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