Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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