why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
FUCK WHALES
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