GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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