Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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