I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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