Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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