New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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