Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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