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She's the barista slut.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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