ya dads aren't the best wingmen
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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