Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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