We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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