if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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