I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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