do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i came on her dog
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She told me I should be a condom model.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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