no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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