I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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