is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I need water and some morals
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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