idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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