it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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