i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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