sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my phone needs a breathalizer
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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