One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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