While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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