Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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