I wish I could teleport
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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