That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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